9 January 2010
Even I Am Better-Looking Than This Guy
Urgh! This guy (Robert Pattinson, according to the blurb under the photo on Zimbio) is SO UGLY! What is he even doing?
"I'll turn up to *whatever event he's at* in a dinner suit with an UNDONE shirt, without having shaved, with my hair trying-to-look-like-it-hasn't-been-done-but-really-it-took-an-hour, and my eyes HALF SHUT!"
He looks like he has foetal alcohol syndrome! Someone buy this man a razor, and a clue. Please.