What the hell is wrong with people these days?
I just signed onto Twitter, where I receive updates from Lance Armstrong, among other cyclists. Lance's bike got stolen about 8 hours ago from the team bus at the Tour of California.
Does anyone you know ride around on a bike like this? No? Didn't think so. There's only one in the world that looks like this, and you'd have to be borderline retarded to even think you could get away with stealing it!!!
I just had to post this, because my brain is actually imploding right now. Why would you do that!?