Monster Mash

Laure Manaudou has a baby?!?!

I can't believe I did not know this. Laure Manaudou is my favourite female swimmer of all time ever.

The father is... Frederick Bousquet. So yeah, the baby is three-quarters human, one-quarter monster. I mean, really. Frederick Bousquet is definitely the spawn of Zeus fornicating with a monster. If it's anything like that time he disguised himself as a swan and had sex with Leda... well, then maybe Leda was the monster and Bousquet was the result. But anyway. My odds are on that baby winning the 100m-200m freestyle double at the 2028 Olympic Games.

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Yeah, we hazarded a guess and decided that in 2028, the Olympics will return to Moscow (hence the medal straps).